The McGuyver Theory

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.

Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory

by neanngis September 22, 2009

ami theory

a theory thought of by Ami, usually is followed by a hypothesis

if u mix cocaine with alcohol, you wont feel a thing

another Ami Theory

by Ivan........ January 6, 2008

The Carter Theory

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.

The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.

by downs is the new up October 7, 2009

The Wyoming Theory

The theory that states that Wyoming isn't a state. This theory holds ground because:
A)You most likely have never been to Wyoming.
B)You don't know anybody who is from Wyoming.
C)You don't watch television shows that take place in Wyoming.
D)You don't buy products from companies based in Wyoming.

But what is in that part of the country? A government conspiracy? The Illuminati headquarters? A tear in the Space-Time Continuum? Open your eyes.

Marvin: "Wyoming isn't a state"
Yoervis: "That's bs man"
Marvin: "Read up on the Wyoming Theory"

by ImmortalTechnique_KOR March 11, 2014

string theory

A complex theory of physics that basically says the entire universe is made up of cosmic rubber bands.
For an explanation that the common man may understand, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene

Dude, string theory is so awesome.

by Alahan May 22, 2005

Game Theory

A youtube channel that over analyzes games, but people love them anyway

Game Theory is such a good but also annoying youtube channel.

by Nuttela_Bear May 30, 2018

angle theory

unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. Common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, myspace.

The angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. High angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. When meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.

remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear

mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i've been talking to on myspace sent me.
ryan: Dude..the angle theory predicts that she's fat

by TKOD March 9, 2008