Hawd Yer Wheest

Telling someone in Scotland to shut the f**k up

See that tony he's a pure wee fanny man

Here Johnny that's ma dad you knob

Awk Hawd yer wheest ya wee wank

by Scottish lass gal October 23, 2013

nip yer bobie

(Pinch your penis (The end of it))

Husband: I’m bursting fur a pish! (Eng: I’m in desperate need of a wee).
Wife: Nip yer bobie, I’ll stop the car when a find a toilet (Eng: pinch the end of your penis (to hold it in), I’ll stop the car when I find a toilet).

by Copterboy February 15, 2020

Yer Oul One

A way to describe one's mother in an offensive type of way yet the true intention of it is, just banter.

Carlo: Hey Bil wanna go play football?
Bil: Yer Oul One!

Silvio: Who ate my butter nut scotch!
Bil: Yer Oul One!

by Cornelius J. Fillmore November 3, 2019

Boggle yer heed

To boggle yer heed means to allow someone to give you a blow job

C’mere you and al boggle yer heed
If you gies a strawberry kiss al let ye boggle ma heed

by Wee Davie November 27, 2020

chafin yer baw

When someone you know or yourself is chatting complete and utter shite or making something up as they go along

shut up stupid and stop chafin yer baw

by Jack Barton’s a Shagger May 4, 2020

oot yer bing

a slang way for describing someone who is "off their head" or wasted

stop drinking! you're oot yer bing!

by wee alma July 5, 2010

Yer mom gayer

This is the ultimate response to the famous (almost invincible) insult you're mom gay, many scientist have developed this ingenious way to destroy your foe will to live.

Some 9 Year old kid: you leave me no choice...
Me: i'm ready... DO IT!!
Some 9 Year old kid: yer mom gay...
Me: Yer mom gayer
*The 9 year old kid dies horribly, while his soul is slowly sucked into hell and his body burns, whith his last breath he says: "well played..... well played..."*

by Ifyou Readthis Yougay May 21, 2018