eternal wisdom

sabiduría eterna
We all knew the 'eternal wisdom' is just a hoax
by Lacaradelaluna November 14, 2023
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Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
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Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.
M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!
by Some wiseman April 07, 2019
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Whipper whipper wisdom

The wisdom of generation z or as baby boomers called them whippersnappers
Whipper whipper wisdom is generation z wisdom
by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020
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Wicked Wisdom

Wicked Wisdom.
by 7568ino January 20, 2024
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fizzy wisdom

When someone is talking out their ass
This guy was giving me fizzy wisdom about straight piping a Tesla
by GemGawd September 26, 2021
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