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bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025
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Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019
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wisdom rain

A hella funny YouTuber that does random stuff. But he is very weird
Yo did you see Wisdom Rain’s new vid?
Yeah it was questionable..
by SuperTuber October 29, 2019
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Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.
David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend
by herpeez May 22, 2017
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Dumbass Wisdom

Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.
He used his dumbass wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.
by Sweet Peep October 2, 2016
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aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead
Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.
by NetCast January 29, 2018
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Trap Wisdom

The unparalleled wisdom of one of those who is a man, though is in similar stature to a female. Their wise words tell you of tales they have encountered. If a trap offers you wisdom it is absolute and unquestionable.
Person 1: The Trap gave me his unparalleled Trap Wisdom.
Person 2: No way, I bet it'll help you a ton!
by TrapWisdom May 3, 2022
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