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Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.
by itszando December 9, 2021
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sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.
After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.
by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016
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Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.
Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.
by AJ Khan June 28, 2017
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sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.
Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.
by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012
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sloth people

One who may be alternately described as trailer trash, hillbilly, a "hills have eyes person". Usually have an IQ in the mid 20's. Probably created by a brother sister sandwich under a rebel flag with an 8 ball of meth on the end table, in an 1973 single wide, with bronco sitting in the foot tall lawn out front
Jesus Christ those sloth people must have rubbed off on you, you're acting a bit downsy.
by Gtrguy88 July 21, 2020
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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Milky Sloth

A entity that feasts on the innocent and converts them into egirls.
Greg: Damn Matt, Daisy's gone full egirl.
Matt: Milky sloth got her man...
by Timecapsuel1 April 19, 2020
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