Dope Slope

1. The steep, uncontrollable lean of someone nodding out hard on opioids—especially fentanyl—where their body looks like it’s about to slide right off reality.
2. A temporary gravitational phenomenon where someone bends at the waist like they’re inspecting invisible ants on the sidewalk... for hours.
🗣️ “I didn’t know humans came with a demo mode until I saw him stuck in the dope slope.”
“She was halfway through a sentence, then caught that dope slope and time-traveled to opioid-land.”
by anonymous June 5, 2025
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Slope head

Term used to describe the modern day knuckle dragging closed minded Neanderthal.
Typical lazy Slope head who'd rather sit on their arse all day but blame migrants for their lot.
by Barry from Barry January 1, 2022
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slope

simply the best game made for time killing in school.
I love slope it makes me come out of my french class alive.
by Big Boy Carl October 4, 2021
mugGet the slopemug.

slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
mugGet the slope widowmug.

slope angle

The degree of which a chick's ass sticks out in relation to the angle of her back.
For example, if a chick has a 90 degree slope angle, she has a huge ass. If she has a 135 degree slope angle, she has an athletic ass. If it's 180 degrees, she has no ass!
Guy1 "Look at that bitch's ass!!!"
Guy2 "Wow!! Nice slope angle!!"
or..
Guy1 "Look at that bitch's ass!!"
Guy2 "Yeah!! Her I could tuck my beer in her slope angle! What a fatass!
by The Stig 34 March 6, 2008
mugGet the slope anglemug.
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
mugGet the A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slopemug.

slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
mugGet the slope widowmug.

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