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poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.
Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."
by rufusclay November 7, 2013
mugGet the poo scalemug.

scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.
yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite
by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007
mugGet the scaling fishmug.

spaten scale

A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.

drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.

totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!

drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.

drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
by janitorforfree April 11, 2008
mugGet the spaten scalemug.

Mr scales

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”
by Gladdice October 16, 2019
mugGet the Mr scalesmug.

We Scale

term league of legends players use as a coping mechanism when losing the game horribly, hoping they will get more powerful over time and defeat the enemy.
dont worry guys, we have a nasus he scales.
it's ok, we scale.
by Tarkhna June 2, 2022
mugGet the We Scalemug.

Dope Scale

A scale that goes from dope to soap (soap is good and dope is based). It’s used to determine how dope a situation is.
On the dope scale Yoli is dope

This dope is pretty soap
by The og dope November 29, 2018
mugGet the Dope Scalemug.

k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
mugGet the k-scalemug.

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