Peasant

Any person who makes less than 250k a year (500k a year for family)

“You are a stupid peasant. You have stupid peasant ideas on how the world works”

by Poorpeoplemakemelol July 18, 2022

dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect

Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill

by anonymous October 4, 2023

Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

TASTY PEASANTS

People who are considered food.

TASTY PEASANTS for dinner.

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 9, 2025

Yesn't Peasant

The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".

Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT

Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.

by getwiththetimes July 6, 2019

Peasant

A person that doesn’t worship Elon Musk

If you do not worship our mighty god, you must leave,peasant

by GiantMilkDud December 25, 2019

peasant

a queen

“she’s such a peasant”

by peterdiddle October 29, 2025