nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011

nose-chum

Greenish/yellowish smelly snot that usually appears when you have a sinus infection.

Tim almost gagged at the whiff of his own nose-chum.

by T@R December 31, 2006

A Rodent Nose

The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

by Merkhead August 25, 2013

butt-nosing

When a jew is performing a 69 and his nose starts penetrating the woman's butthole giving her maximum pleasure.

Rabbi: "Dude I heard you did a 69 with that fat chick last night." Yechezkel: "Hell yeah, I was butt-nosing her the whole time."

by inlovewiththejuul September 24, 2017

nose meal

substance consumed up the nose that makes you feel so good you want to lick the plate to compliment the chef

yoooo bruh, i just had a hefty nose meal, was way better than that carvery at Toby's last week

by kxlee1234 November 5, 2020

half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.

"She has a half nose" -a clown

by _eggy March 24, 2023

Mangy Nose

Mangy means having mange or being diseased but there is a girl who has this disease who has a secret Instagram account named after the infamous mangy with an added nose. She posts funny things and her friends and of course of her fish flops too ;) She is not afraid to post anything so don't let her catch a bad photo of you or it will end up on mangy for sure.

Heidi: Um wow, what's that Instagram account?
Ady: Uh...duh that's mangy nose!

by mangynose January 10, 2022