Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Crocodile Crikey

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"

"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"

by GrimXD_ March 7, 2021

Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.

"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."

by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015

Crocodile Cunt

A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.

My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt

by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023

Crocodile Bitchroom

A sexual maneuver. Two girls biting the nipples of each other. squirting the breast milk into their mouths.

My girl Alyssa did a Crocodile Bitchroom with my friend's gal, Katie. It felt good.

by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.

Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024