Ass cold

Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass

It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold

by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009

cold joke

In China, a joke that funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, "leng xiao hua."

An example of a cold joke: "There was a hide and seek club at my high school. The president still hasn't been found."

by powpow April 20, 2007

cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

cold cocked

The act of being sucker punched by someone.

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.

by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008

cold one

Another name for vampires(a name given to them because of their unhumanly cold skin)

The cold one sucked the blood of his victim.

by MichaelPietrzykowski December 21, 2008

Cold Mcdonalds

It's an Ice-T slogan....When something is awful, he calls it Cold McDonalds because what's worse than cold mcdonalds?

I was at a party last night, and that party was cold mcdonalds

by ms. o'hara May 27, 2011

Cold Load

The act of pooping in the refrigerator

"Dude I just left a huge Cold Load for this guy"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008