anus cowboy

A cowboy who rides the ranges of other men's anuses on a condom.

Donald Trump is such an Anus Cowboy.

by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

gayness in the anus

a very annoying person or something that is difunctional and annoying

this computer is gayness in the anus

by QUE April 2, 2005

anus boils

see hemorrhoid

You should have seen that guy's anus boils!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

Anus Master

One who has mastered all things relating to the anus. Usually pertaining to one who knows how to stretch the anus to extreme limits.

"Dude, did you hear about Gary?"
"No, what happened?"
"He's a fifth degree anus master bro!"
"Holy shit!"

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

spicy anus

The burning sensation felt on ones anus after shitting out the remains of an extremely spicy meal.

The shit I took after eating two Chipotle burrito bowls left me with a gnarly spicy anus.

by Frankle69 May 17, 2014

Anus Oatmeal

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.

1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

ruptured anus

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.

I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017