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turd tubing

To exchange poop between two assholes by means of gaping and possibly tubes
Dude, I heard they were turd tubing last bight. Gross
by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010
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Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.
(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!
by Plant Girl March 13, 2009
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My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.
I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!
by Hurnia January 28, 2007
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orange tube

Code name for PornHub. It is a parody of YouTube commonly used in the internet community to mention the porn site without getting demonized.
Orange Tube deleted 10 million videos.
by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020
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poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.
Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.
by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018
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Tube Brownie

A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.
by rabjr December 2, 2010
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