Surfing the Red Tide

The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.

John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

by Eduardo Cullena January 8, 2009

tide pod challenge

The act of eating a tide pod normally recorded and posted on instagram.

Guy 1: Bro do you want to do the tide pod challenge?

Guy 2: What’s that?

Guy 1: It’s where we record ourselves eating a tide pod and we post it on Instagram.

Guy 2: Oh then hell yeah bro I’m down! I’ll go get the bleach to wash it down.

by Underyourbed1234 January 20, 2018

Tide pod pussy

When you shove as many tide pods as you can in your pussy who ever fits the most tide pods in there pussy wins fuck yeah

Hey I did the tide pod pussy challenge and fit 9,999999999999999999999999999
Tide pods in my pussy so I win... bitch I'm a tide pod pussy

by Gucci gang lil bitch November 10, 2018

Crimson Tiding

The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.

Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.

by Gary TNTC February 4, 2012

Bloody tide pool

The menstrauting vagina of a woman with crabs.

Who knows whatcha gonna catch if you stick your dick in Yolanda's bloody tide pool.

by Haje Haje August 28, 2010

low tide slide

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.

I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.

by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011

shoveling shit into the tide

To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.

If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.

My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.

by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 2, 2004