Swamp Muck

A shit stain from swamp ass.

When you are are suffering from severe swamp ass and engage in an impromptu sex session before your can shower. During sex, you leave a greasy, sweaty shit stain from your nasty, rank ass on the bed sheets, couch, chair, floor or other surface.

Swamp Muck is the dirty cousin of the infamous skid mark.
Rachel just put on fresh white bed sheets. She jumped my ass right after work and I left a little swamp muck in the bed from my swamp ass.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
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Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.
The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.
by Nordiqbeubs September 30, 2010
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swamp cruiser

Swamp cruiser - v. - when a person puts their face in another person's ass (preferably with separated cheeks) and shakes their head from side to side. Equivalent to the motorboat.
Example: Damn, Bro! You see the ass on that girl?! I just want to stick my face between those cheeks and give her a swamp cruiser!
by Maverick Steel January 17, 2017
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Swamp dogging

Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.
Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!

Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
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swamp taint

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"
by RaisinCookieCrumble March 28, 2016
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Swamp ass

When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy
You may experience swamp ass after sitting down for an extensive period of time
by Master Baterr April 20, 2010
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Turkey Swamp

Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.
Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.
by Say Hey Willie! February 06, 2010
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