splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.

I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!

by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023

Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.

My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.

Yo wtf dies clock splatter mean

by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022

paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022