by Survivor Actually Sucks! July 5, 2025

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.
by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021

I got tackeld by the keeper
by Rapy_Racoon September 21, 2017

by Theproblem November 18, 2022
