party guardian

A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have

Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.

by noscopethepope May 02, 2017

guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.

Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"

by the new michael bay April 03, 2015

Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 25, 2021

guardian

1- Person who has been appointed by a court or otherwise has the legal authority (and the corresponding duty) to make decisions relevant to the personal and property interests of another person who is deemed incompetent.
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).

My guardian is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!

by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020

Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.

Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.

by Polyglottted July 23, 2021

GUARDIAN

When your non-binary friend wants a parental term to identify by. So you shout GUARDIAN!

"Not mom, not dad, I is GUARDIAN"
Wow, what a badass friend.

by yeehawturds December 10, 2021