A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
by noscopethepope May 02, 2017
An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.
by the new michael bay April 03, 2015
by Top5Player July 25, 2021
1- Person who has been appointed by a court or otherwise has the legal authority (and the corresponding duty) to make decisions relevant to the personal and property interests of another person who is deemed incompetent.
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).
My guardian is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.
Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.
by Polyglottted July 23, 2021
by yeehawturds December 10, 2021