Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.
Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.
by TBsquishy November 29, 2020
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gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.
I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.
by Dr. Rad January 28, 2011
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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 22, 2018
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Gopher Den

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.
I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.
by EmiliaZu July 09, 2023
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The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”
by Den Bover June 23, 2022
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to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
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pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud
Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"
by Wherearemylegs June 05, 2014
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