by TBsquishy November 29, 2020
I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.
by Dr. Rad January 28, 2011
The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 22, 2018
When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.
by EmiliaZu July 09, 2023
The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
by Den Bover June 23, 2022
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
by Wherearemylegs June 05, 2014