Junior Garcia

A huge cockosaurus rex. Also refered to as sausage. Is overly attractive and can evolve into a wolf. Lives in a pack with crazy people, but runs away often. Can lift more weight than anyone on the planet and has true romance.

I wish I were Junior Garcia.
A Junior Garcia pwns everyone.

by taranovaextream July 9, 2010

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages

"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."

by f u kevin October 19, 2015

Laura Garcia Alfaro

The funniest, cutest girl at KHS
Lmao
Mclit
Fricknuggets
Laura you are amazing and I really like you

Mmmm Laura Garcia Alfaro is a G

by Eyes Of A Angel November 12, 2018

Mariana Garcia

A character in twd a new frontier who died in the first episode, Mariana was a good character.

Mariana Garcia was a great character

by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018

Smelly Garcia

The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.

Dude, i gave shelia a smelly garcia this morining!

Dude nice!

by smellygarcia February 1, 2019

Cherry Garcia

cherry garcia

High Friend: “bro i kind of want to toss ice cream off the cliff but like i feel bad wasting even vanilla”

You: “dude it’s fine we can just use cherry garcia”

High Friend: “you are a fucking genius”

by lolxdrekt June 3, 2018