Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.
See also ...my brother in law.
Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?
by Willie shaverpus March 26, 2022
Get the Count Fuckupulamug. It is a yaoi.
A really good one actually.
The main characters being Shirotani, who has an acute case of OCD, and Kurose who is trying to cure Shirotani.
It's called Ten Count because Shirotani has to write a list of ten things he dosen't want to do, and by the time he does everything he wrote down, he'll be cured.
But what will happen to the relationship between Shirotani-san and Kurose-kun.
A really good one actually.
The main characters being Shirotani, who has an acute case of OCD, and Kurose who is trying to cure Shirotani.
It's called Ten Count because Shirotani has to write a list of ten things he dosen't want to do, and by the time he does everything he wrote down, he'll be cured.
But what will happen to the relationship between Shirotani-san and Kurose-kun.
Fujoshi: Ten Count is a really gooooooood book, you should read it.
Some Guy: You recommending some gay shit again?
Some Guy: You recommending some gay shit again?
by Fujoshi Life May 28, 2017
Get the Ten Countmug. by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019
Get the do it for the countmug. by Cosy Manager May 23, 2023
Get the Señor Countmug. When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021
Get the counting sheepmug. by Think Peace August 27, 2016
Get the Count Blabulamug. Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.
Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)
by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011
Get the Crotch-countingmug.