A huge reason to love CU Boulder. Where the trillest MF are to be found and the best skiers in the country.
“I heard if I join boulder freeride I’ll bag the hottest babes”
“Well I heard I’ll get to ski the sickest lines”
“Well I heard I’ll get to ski the sickest lines”
by Lukewarmnutz March 9, 2024
Get the Boulder Freeridemug. Made it when I was talking about Anklessource the dinosaur And I said the word by searched it up Realized Definition was carrible , so I made the word
Boulderize" – verb (informal, humorous or fictional)
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.
Example usage:
After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.
Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.
Example usage:
After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.
Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.
by Johndoeo June 17, 2025
Get the Boulderizemug. One of Nart's most peculiar and dangerous tools is an **extremely delayed boulder**. This boulder, which is typically large and menacing, is not immediately harmful. Instead, its impact is delayed, giving Nart the advantage of surprise. The boulder is often placed in strategic locations where it will eventually roll down a hill, only to strike its targets much later, making it nearly impossible to avoid or predict.
by therealcanada12 July 28, 2025
Get the extremely delayed bouldermug. A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006
Get the Over-the-shoulder-bouldermug. On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
Get the Boulder Highway Swamp Coolermug. 
1. Chris Redfield in the latest release of the Resident Evil/Biohazard series Resident Evil Village.
2. Someone Karl Heisenberg wants to murder.
2. Someone Karl Heisenberg wants to murder.
Karl Heisenberg after his factory is blown up during his boss battle: "I'm going to murder that boulder punching asshole."
by Idkdudejustgowithit September 1, 2023
Get the Boulder punching assholemug.