verb: To start shitting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there shitting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.
Person 1: I was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin' ass trumpets like you never heard before. Craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before I was even ready for paper.
Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
by honkus mcduck December 22, 2008
Get the shit lapmug. Your belly dun-lap over your belt.
by Ms. Miss May 17, 2006
Get the dun-lapmug. Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.
Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table
Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
by Jameyf'nbaby 1 November 9, 2010
Get the Lap lagmug. When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.
by mryan007 October 20, 2011
Get the Lap Napmug. Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.
by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020
Get the lap pussymug. by jesmoo February 29, 2012
Get the loser lapmug. to comfort, to show affection toward another person.
to support or encourage to soothe, console, or reassure; bring cheer to yet not sexual.
to support or encourage to soothe, console, or reassure; bring cheer to yet not sexual.
Today, I had such a bad day, and I am in need of wine and some lap-doggin.
After the little boy lost his football game; he asked his mom when we get home can I have 2 things:
A bowl of ice cream and sit on the couch and you give me some Lap-dogginplease :(
After the little boy lost his football game; he asked his mom when we get home can I have 2 things:
A bowl of ice cream and sit on the couch and you give me some Lap-dogginplease :(
by Graham like the Cracker June 22, 2012
Get the Lap-dogginmug.