textual tension

when a man and a woman are in a textual relationship and things are not going well.

mark: hows Karen?
Joe: ehh, things aren't going so well, we're experiencing textual tension. (shows hatemessages on phone.)

by hubbie rogin November 19, 2007

Textualize

When looking to ask a text recipient to visualize a concept, or idea, and to vocalize an understanding/ability to compute the notion.

Textualize = Vocalize + Visualize

Textualize this man: You’re sitting with the finest, smartest women you’ve ever met, and she asks you to hit up the tit club.

by TI33 August 20, 2009

Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.

-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!

by Dali91 November 24, 2011

Textual Chocolate

Phone sex using only text messages.

I was super horny but Lindsay was in class. So I had her give me a little textual chocolate...

by Jaddilac January 29, 2009

Textual Satisfaction

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011

Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.

Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.

by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008

Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009