Textbook Pimp

a male who derives all his female wooing steps by first congregating with fellow, natural pimps and experienced girls, before even sending a text, message, voicemail, date, etc.

guy1- Can you believe Danny boy scored a date with Charol? Shes FAR beyond his league..

guy2- Well, Danny has been hanging out with that preppy kid, Todd who gets all the ladies and i've heard he's referred to Todd before typing each, and every text message to her. Psh. obviously it doesn't come natural to this Textbook Pimp..

by kx186 December 30, 2008

textmod

a program used to edit textures in a game.

use textmod to change interface textures in gw

by randomguy9999 October 17, 2009

Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010

Textbook Mcgee

An insult for when you can't think of any other name to call someone.

Friend 1: Your mother. Friend 2: You're a... a Textbook Mcgee

by TheZeroFaReal October 22, 2010

Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.

Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.

by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011

Textography

When a Picture is made in text, such as

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Also Bubble words like
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Whoa, Nice Textography.

by TGRScythe July 1, 2016

textbook

(v.) to send an exceptionally long text message

"Dude, I've got a thumb cramp from sending a textbook to Erin."

by Jennifer Fitch December 14, 2008