testespwnd

while similar to teabagging, this is a much safer alternative, seeing as the testes are placed on the forehead instead of in the mouth to avoid any injuries from a disgruntled testespwnee

omg, did u see that, he just got totally testespwnd in the face!!!!!111!!!!two!!

by SupaFly_ July 15, 2005

teste in palm

when you are playing pool and you get 2 shots, or a free ball you get teste in palm (ball in hand)

safe mattyrack, teste in palm!
2 shots, teste in palm, buzzin

by mat mellor August 23, 2007

bridge tester

A fat chick. a girl who when she sits in your car the muffler drags

here comes a bridge tester.

by topher marcheese December 20, 2007

beta tester

A west Los Angeles blues aficianado

The Beta Testers; blues band

by JBoogie April 9, 2005

tasty testes

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny

Ooooh, tasty testes!!

by the beav February 25, 2005

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.

man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!

by pwnerofall June 23, 2009