In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021

tensyen

a malay term for the english word tension. go figure!

adale:weih... aku tengah sangap nie...
lina: sangap tuh sangap laa... tapi senyap sikit boleh tak... aku tengah tensyen ni!

by chah November 18, 2004

Tensta

Tensta is a well known figure in the mineman factions community. He is most know for his long 95% off "flash sales" and money whoring tactics.

User 1: you know the owner of that server ostia?
User 2: oh that money whore tensta, I wonder how many sales this map will have!

by Pro Mineman July 4, 2018

tensecore

Intensely hard-core.

OMG! You know Einstein?! thats tensecore!

by Greg987 August 28, 2008

Tenselexia

A disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. Common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.

Bob: "So yesterday this girl has this shirt that says 'Sluttastic' on it bro
Bill: You're a retarded person, Bob. I think you have tenselexia.
Bob: No i'm doesn't..
Bill: ...
Bob: ...

by Dr-Octagon June 18, 2008

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009

Tension Text

A text that instantly causes tension amongst a seemingly normal conversation. Typically between a man and woman, although it does not have to be sexually charged.

Her: Why didn't you call me this morning? TENSION TEXT!

by The Number One Stunner July 3, 2011