telihosedous

when one sits on the toilet backwards they are said to be possessed by the god of teliot (the backwards toilet)

“bro i sat backwards on the toilet the other day because my penis is broken from being hit with a golf club, do you think i have telihosedous now?”

by its1:29am July 4, 2022

Telilah

A beautiful soul girl that will stare gaze into your eyes and you’ll see further into her love,she’s funny but can also get very mad she brilliant and very smart I love my lilah and I hope if you ever do find one make sure to keep her forever she will change your heart.

My Telilah my beautiful chunky monster

by Chica nena November 7, 2022

Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

by DrCofefe December 17, 2022

teliban

someone or something who doesn’t care about anything basically living life on the edge

i’m such a teliban

by zukaromatochi February 24, 2023

Teliomancy

To physically Enchant and bind upon blessings, Consecration, evolutions, etc onto a physical book. Used to make Tombs, Grimoires, or Enchiridians.

He taught me Teliomancy so I could make my own Grimoire properly.

by Xx0Salem0xX May 22, 2023

Teridactle

An really old chick thats kind of fly

Damn that bitch look old, but she still a teridactle tho.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Telina

Telina is the pinnacle of class beauty and of course hygiene, you may know her by all of these things but those who get much closer to her will find that she is quirky, anime, autistic, artistic* sorry.
There are also legends of her being 夜の神監査 (yoru no kami kansa) which translates to god of night audit in Japanese, this is not verified though

“Holy shit have you ever heard of telina?”
“You mean that total goddess babe that completed night audit in like 5 seconds, cause yeah obviously, dumbass, silly question”

by Don and Jason from maintenance August 20, 2024