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techneek

Cross mix between someone who is technical and smart and geek like.. of course Neek is too old school
oh my days! Tom is such a techneek!
- patented to the Jezmaster
by Jeremy August 25, 2004
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Vo-tech school, located in Wilmington Delaware. This school is filled with pervert young men. THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS STRAIGHT TRASH. Even worse than AI and this says a lot. The kids at this school know how to turn up.
Delcastle technical highschool is lit and nasty
by Bootynut318 March 20, 2017
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Technalization

N. the transition of paper being the dominant recorder to computers.
The Technalization has already begun.
by Jeff November 9, 2004
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Technalite

An amazing guy, who is very intelligent and a very caring person. He is very modest and puts others before him. He is very nice when it comes to plagiarism removal and is an expert at removing plagiarism. He is one of the greatest writers you'll ever encounter, and is the definition of the a great plagiarism remover.
Technalite is good at plagiarism Removal
by Tecnalite November 23, 2021
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techneadache

Something one gets after a day of work staring at the computer or texting for hours upon hours or any continuous use of electronic technology until ones head feels as if it is ready to explode.
I texted Jenn so many times I had to take five Advil to get rid of my techneadache.
by diegodiegodiego January 15, 2009
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techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology
Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
by jwiebers January 16, 2011
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technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."
Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"
by ProBoonage November 15, 2011
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