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Tears for fears

Tears for fears is a remarkable duo who sing great hits like everybody wants to rule the world, shout and mad world
Oh my god tears for fears is the best! Everybody wants to rule the world is incredible.
by MackenzieKaspercuse May 8, 2019
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tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!
Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.
by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011
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cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016
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the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.
by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009
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tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.
Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.
by DiamondBack26x June 24, 2010
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Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009
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Rip And Tear

When you’re a doom fan and you end up in hell.
“Oh.. I’m in hell... Welp, time to Rip and Tear.”
by KAR EN TUK June 16, 2021
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