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Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner
"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"
by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014
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nostalgia tears

Nostalgia tears are the tears you shed during a moment of intense nostalgia.

Mostly this happens when you listen to a song you used to love listening to as a kid. Your brain remembers simpler and happier times of your life and you miss them.
Dude I just listened to (insert song here) and omg that really gave me nostalgia tears to my eyes..why can't things be this simple again?
by Turkish gnome August 12, 2019
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cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016
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Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.
Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.
by MissLadySky June 20, 2016
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tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.
Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.
by DiamondBack26x June 24, 2010
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Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009
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Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck
“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”
by Junior Senator January 25, 2019
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