No Tea No Shade

A phrase meaning:
I'm not trying to come for you or offend you, but this is what its really like.

A phrase you add at the beginning or the end of a sentence that can be seen as negative to somebody, but its not supposed to be, and just stating the obvious.

Made popular by Qaadir <3<3<3
Ex. 1 - Girl! No Tea No Shade, but you need to fix your hair.

Ex. 2 - Girl please! I can't get with some one I'm not attracted to, No Tea No Shade!
by <3QaaDir September 12, 2009
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Twisted Tea

The tea that will smack the life out of racists.
1st dude: Hey did you see the vid of the twisted tea guy?
2nd dude: Oh yeah! He spanked this white dude saying the N word with a tea can?
1st dude: That’s the one!!
by rie666 December 29, 2020
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sip tea

used to tell someone to mind their own business

also see spill tea
"What did you two do last night?"

"sip tea"
by Schni schna schnappi January 7, 2019
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tea hick

Tea Hick - A middle to poor class redneck who has a perverted loyalty to the wealthy elite of the GOP
if you don't believe in corporate fascism... you... are a tea hick

if your front porch collapses and kills 5 or more dogs... you... are a tea hick

if you are still waiting for the jobs Bush's tax cuts were supposed to create... you... are a tea hick
by johnnnybegoode August 7, 2011
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spill the tea

"T" has also always stood for the word "Truth" in drag culture. So to spill the tea or T . . . is to tell the truth about something juicy. This was popularized by the drag queen Lady Chablis in "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, who also considered herself transgendered.
Lady Chablis: "The fact that I'm a beautiful woman is clear . . . but the fact that I have a penis, well, that's my T, that's my Truth."

To Spill the Tea or T is to tell the truth about something juicy or scandalous.
by Lavish Squalor December 24, 2016
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tea brewer

tea brewer is someone who is full of information about things and tells the truth about what is happening around town, as in someone spilling the latest gossip from the streets.
Let's go ask Johnny what he heard about the fight since he is the original tea brewer in the neighborhood.
by lawdawg5 October 31, 2015
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tea drop

The act of squeezing a drop of ass-juice tea into someone's mouth.
My dingleberries had grown big enough to produce several tea drops for every semi-conscious drunk at the party.
by schwagpad November 15, 2009
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