Go change your tampon!

A statement told to someone who needs a new, fresh prospective.

Southern confederates: We need slaves to pick our cotton!

Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...

by tcufrog08 April 17, 2008

Tacpoo

a sex position when the man puts his penis in a taco shell and the girl eats it from there, sometimes with toppings added.

"Man, that latina girl at taco bell gave me the best tacpoo last night"

by baby shay October 8, 2008

tampon breath

the breath you get after eating out a girl on her period

geese honey you gave me tampon breath

by faggiebear July 26, 2006

Tampon Pusher

A man who is too desperate and impatient to wait out a womens menstrual cycle.

You've got to unplug it before you start then pluming.

by Nobody April 12, 2005

tampon fuse

the string of a tampon.

usually referred to when a female is extremely irritated and known to be close to her period.

girl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

some person: Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

tampon

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!

Why is my tampon in your nose?!

by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009

Tampon String

A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.

Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?

Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!

Lauren: This is absurd!

by bonelookingforahome February 21, 2011