reality tv

A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!

The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.

Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?

Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

crack tv

Tellevision show you waych when your high. Not high from crack specifically, but can be high from any substance, or even drunk.

Spongebob, Looney Tunes, Local Programming, Infomercials

Me and Mike was watching crack tv after the cookup session.

by Ragman July 24, 2008

girl tv

A mad television show that shows people how to curl their hair and what bra size they are, hosted by four hot - ass bitches (simone is the hottest)

fuck man, those bitches on girl tv make me wish i had 4 dicks

by captain_stabbin June 22, 2004

reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.

I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.

by Kyle230 June 20, 2009

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

Brodie tv

the most sexiest and handsome man
creates fire youtube videos
known for "can i get your numbah"
friends with shrek (true geordie)

"homie have u watched brodie tv cuh"
yh he is so sexy i watched all his videos

by rob_stee February 25, 2021

TV University

A learning institution which advertises on daytime TV. Oftentimes with attempts to display lame lifestyles in order to promote an equally lame lifestyle that can be had with their useless programs. These schools offer programs in areas that do not actually need training to understand.

If you have ever watched Price is Right you know what it is.

Kevin called that TV University, got a free brochure and started an exciting career in medical billing today!!

by BEAST of LV October 2, 2010