Pocket Trout

A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.

hey baby, want to have a nibble at my pocket trout? no? well damn

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

trout sniffer

A lesbian

Jackie is such a trout sniffer.

by Shack Miester October 23, 2003

sloppy trout

when you put cranberry sauce on a girls pussy and then slap it with a trout, lick the sauce off then slide in your cock.

i gave that bitch a serious sloppy trout last night. it was delicious.

by Brandan L June 12, 2008

Trout Slap

1. The act of bludgeoning someone or something with a trout.

johnny stepped out of line so bobby trout slapped him

by IceMan316 December 17, 2003

smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.

Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"

by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010

Mersey Trout

A brown object floating in the River Mersey - Liverpool (a Poo)

I saw a massive Mersey Trout today - with Sweetcorn eyes!

by ExpertFisher December 14, 2012

Trout slap

The only time a Singaporean is capable of forming a complete English sentence on IRC

* Singaporean1 slaps Singaporean2 around a bit with a large trout

<Singaporean2> wah liew siao eh trout slap me 4 wad sia

by Partagas February 2, 2010