Titan Bomb

The act of performing a Tea-Bag. However, instead of gently placing the balls into the mouth, the man must get a running head start and then, jump and as he is landing, the force from the jump pushes the sac down the throat, causing a shockwave for the ages. A very aggressive move.
Last night I gave Limeri a Titan Bomb so hard, she almost choked to death !
by Mango Munchies January 11, 2013
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Titan Speakerman

Large dude with tons of speaker son hi.and has this re dspeaker for a head. Currently being controlled by toilets. Constantly sings the best part of the camerman anthem on loop. Most of Freedom, and of pleasure, NOTHING EVER LAST FOREVER, E V E R Y B O D Y W A N T S T O R U L E T H E W O R L D
Yo bro the Titan Speakerman is being controlled by a toilets with a head💀
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titan vortex

titan vortex
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse

early signs of a titan vortex

1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia

3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants
titan vortex

the carpet surfing capital tofield has a titan vortex
by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 23, 2019
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Colossal Titan

A big 60 meter tall walking slab of meat and steam from Attack on Titan who kicked the sandbox wall.
Person 1: Have you watched Attack on Titan
Person 2: Yeah, the one with the where humanity was put in danger by the Colossal Titan?
by TaxedBuster May 19, 2021
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Clash of the Titans

A threesome with two fat chicks in which the man lays in bed awaiting sex and a battle ensues between the two fat chicks to see who gets his penis first.
Bob: Hey Joe! How was that threesome last night?
Joe: It never happened Bob. The two girls battled to the death in a Clash of the Titans.
by hurricanhercules April 16, 2010
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titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.
1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK
by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018
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