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Geet Treats

A treat that you have purchased previous to getting geeted out. A scrumptious morsel in which satisfies all geet cravings, and leaves your geet friends jealous that they did not purchase that item for their own geet needs.
Hey, we need to go to Casey's before we get geeted out so we have some geet treats to throw down on.
Man, this chocolate pie and Herbal energy drink is the supreme geet treat combination!rice
by Blind Moth October 23, 2008
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weasel treats

The beautiful act of placing small candy such as milk duds into your asshole. You then have that special someone tongue them out of your rectum.
Oh gurl I'm a hankerin' for some weasel treats. Get Get Get it girl!
by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010
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seat treats

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.
Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!
by seraph2010 August 28, 2010
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Trick threat

The threat implied by children who knock on the doors on the 31st of October, widely known as Halloween, after saying the phrase "Trick or Treat".

The threat is ambiguous, and can result in many different outcomes. Egging, toilet-papering, or bags full of dog shit are commonly expected, but graffiti, and vandalism, and other criminal acts may be committed.
Police Officer #1: "Did they threaten you in any way, did you see weapons of any kind?"
Larry David: "No, there was no threat, except for the "trick" threat."
Police Officer #2:"What's the trick threat?"
Larry David: The "Trick or Treat". No treat; trick. It's a threat! How far can you take these tricks?"
Police Officer #1: "If it was any other night sir-"
Larry David: "TRICK OR TREAT -- BANG, BANG!"
by Bdent27 July 8, 2011
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Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats
by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015
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Triple threat

When a person jerks off, shits, then takes a shower in a small period of time
Davis won't be back for a while, he's executing the triple threat.
by Thy Dong February 9, 2017
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Avengers Level Threat

Mailman walks up to house

Dog: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
by rekcufrehtoM October 19, 2021
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