Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".

"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"

by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017

thorganizer

The agent providing a complete social, sportive and professional calendar animating a massive community of friends and believers in an emotional but generous, bullying but jovial, manner. With the power and fury of the red-headed God of Thunder in pagan Norse and Germanic mythologies, the character of the individual acting as thorganizer provides the primary and princpal share of the emotional driving and binding forces behind the group, as he both feeds on and amplifies the social and affective energies at the core of the group's dynamics. By definition, precedence and practice, communities supported by a thorganizer span both borders and continents; expatriates are most common members, although "locals" are both welcomed and loved. (The British version of this term "thorganiser" is not orthographically correct, although forgiven.)

"Although the thorganizer is momentarily out of contact, the Ultimate Frisbee team planned a match in the Balkans, met for a music festival in Norway and re-united for skiing in Canada."

by Steven Uy January 9, 2009

theory of knowledge

Its somewhere between free period and philosophy. In other words, IB didn't want you to possibly have a free period for half the year, no way, they wanted to fill in that space with another class with a name equivalent to "bull shit." Sometimes for "fun", teachers assign the reading of Sophies World.

Today in Theory of Knowledge, I BSed an 1,500 word paper about math as a way of knowing in 25 minutes!

by s12 January 18, 2009

Ohio Theory

The theory that there is at lease one sex act named after every sizeable city in Ohio.

The existence of the Toledo Taco and the Cleveland Steamer seem to suggest that the Ohio Theory deserves consideration.

by OhioTheorist September 23, 2007

Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

Theory

1. In common, everyday language when you have a theory it means you simply have a guess. It doesn't have to be supported by evidence or fact.

2. In the scientific community, an explanation supported by a evidence and is logically sound.

1. "My theory is that Jane stole the cookie from the cookie jar!" - Jack after he found no cookies in the cookie jar.

2. The theory of Evolution logically explains why life is so diverse, and the evidence that supports it includes fossils, DNA, living specimens, and bacterial research.

by Roger Roger 1999 October 21, 2009

Oofy Doofy Theory

Oofy Doofy Theory also known asdoofus ,hubby schlubby,wounded bird weak man narrative weak sauce narrative theory. refers to nerdy, geeky men who are alledged getting all the good looking women while good looking men chads are alone and not getting dates.

Steve is getting all the women now that oofy doofy theory is in effect , women dont give good looking guys the time of day.

by RedWA December 25, 2018