chutney hood

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

by *hanz* June 30, 2005

Jeter Hood

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018

skin hood

An uncircumcised, or "hooded" penis

"Man, I be slammin' on her with my skin hood"
"My skin hood strait throbbin"
"DON'T MAKE MY WHIP OUT MY SKIN HOOD"

by Nippletinsfinesthero April 25, 2017

hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008

Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 4, 2013

Levi Hood

A SLUT

EW ITS Levi Hood

by MIKAYLA RIPLEY BITCH February 28, 2020

hood baby

A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.

"On yonder corner is a hood baby."

by ithildhelma November 28, 2007