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Irish Tornado

Eating a cabbage-based dish with a multitude of beers, resulting in a 12-hour storm of incessant flatulence.
Jimmy had ten beers after that cabbage and sausage dinner. He’s a regular Irish Tornado today. The boss sent him home - people were getting sick.
by Corporal Grumpy December 23, 2022
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Shame Tornado

A Shame Tornado is the feeling of depression that results from a massive drinking excursion. Does not necessarily mean you did anything shameful per say but if you did you probably would not remember. Shame tornadoes are more prevalent when you blackout ( or Time Travel) for any period of time. The older you get the more at risk you are for one of these episodes. They tend to last 24-48 hours after the drinking episode but have in some cases been documented to last as long as 8 days.
Two days after St. Patty's Day and I'm in the eye of a Shame Tornado.
by P. Sharp March 21, 2007
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vertical tornado

A sex position preformed by strapping your girlfriend/boyfriends hands to a ceiling fan and having spin on your penis with the fan
John- " yo me and my girlfriend tried the vertical tornado"
Kobi-" I wish my girl would do that she has no hands"
by General Garden Hose February 9, 2017
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muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down
eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman
by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014
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Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position
She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.
by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019
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Egyptian Tornado

Perjorative for a woman from Egypt with a personality that can only be described as 'overwhelming' - a torrential torrent of nonsensical insults and delusions of grandeur, and occasionally bricks. Much like a tornado.
"You're looking pretty rough, are you okay? What happened?"

"The Egyptian Tornado."

"Yikes."
by couldyou1magine July 1, 2022
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Mushroom tornado

Female is the vortex and 3-5 men circle around her face, slapping it with their large mushroom tips.
Yo, I need 3 boys do to a mushroom tornado with me on Becky here.
by Autismothegreat December 22, 2019
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