greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')
Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!
by coopusmaximus August 04, 2012
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Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017
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greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication
Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!
by Iamreallymessedup101 October 13, 2015
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Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.
Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?
by Golfwang January 17, 2014
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Greasy-9

Common way of referring to a Douglas DC-9 aircraft or any of its derivatives such as the MD-80, MD-88, MD-90, Boeing 717, etc.
Dude, you flew here on a Greasy-9? Lol, I didn't know the FAA allowed that stuff to fly anymore.
by pitz August 27, 2004
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greasy

an adjective usually used to describe a nub of some kind... (usually arrogant and/or assholish)

jonathan heaven riley
"man, what a gresy nige..."
by an admirer April 06, 2003
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Greasy Troy

A sexual act which involves the use of lots of oils, lubricants, and/or greases.
This can include (but not limited to):
sex lubricants, baby oil, tanning oil, vegetable oil, canola oil, bacon grease etc.
Greasy Troy: Applying any type of lubricants, oils or grease to any desired area of the body (primarily sexual organs) and performing regular, oral or anal sex.
by Gavin852 December 17, 2010
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