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marty the metal goat

A "Marty the metal goat" cannot be defined, as a "metal goat" is a symbol of the brother/sisterhood of a band organization.
Beware of offending the marching band, for Marty the metal goat will haunt your dreams and life.
by Saxy boi 3 February 14, 2017
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Bryan the fucking goat Krebs

A fucking all out baller who teaches the shittiest subject at new paltz middle school. this nigga be fucking getting paid to teach snot nose brats. Anywho, this boi is a bad nigga.
yo nigga, its Bryan the fucking goat Krebs
by big boi plum boi March 13, 2019
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The grizzly goat

When a hairy assed man tucks his shlong and sack between his legs he bends over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a extremely hairy or "grizzly" goat.
Man this morning my wife got too close to me while we were taking a business shower, so i gave her "The grizzly goat" to make her back up.
by The Grizzly February 8, 2010
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beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it
"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."
by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008
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The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*
by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019
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The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.
A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep
by NTRP January 6, 2021
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the throat goat symbol

The hand motion that people who try to act gay do where they act like they are sucking on a cock.
Ngoh!!! Kingston did the throat goat symbol, and he rolled his eyes back.
by Novat Snewo October 24, 2022
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