Blobbing

The act of dropping semen out of a pipette onto another persons face.

Maybe try spice up your marriage with some blobbing.

by LucasTheMucas April 28, 2021

Blobbing

When two men press their scrotums together after - akin to scissoring for lesbians.

After blowing all over his arse, Craig and i did a bit of blobbing to soak up the spunk.

by Jimmydeeeeee May 12, 2025

blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 02, 2019

green blobs

A word used by Anix in his spongebob bloxburg video.

There were green blobs on the road.

by insertnameherelol February 23, 2021

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha March 27, 2018

Boner blob

A fat male with an erection

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!

by Bryadam90 May 13, 2015