tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

Tearing Cheek

To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.

“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”

“Dude, I just tore so bad.”

“I can smell that tear for miles!”

“I feel like tearing cheek today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014

the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009

Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.

The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.

by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009

tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.

Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.

by DiamondBack26x June 24, 2010

Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019