Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch

Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting

by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023

TeapotMenace

fucking HATES people having fun in general

Literally any WC player - "Hahah using define is so funny!"
TeapotMenace - "Im Dutch so I have a tiny Dick and im gonna mute you!"

by fuckworldconquest December 21, 2024

Teampotence

1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results.

2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.

3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.

My teampotence used to cause a lot of trouble when I wanted to create the right mood for collaboration, but that's a problem of the past. Confluence saved my team!

by MichaelScott?! October 23, 2012

Teepotus

a teapot that has a gay lover named cake, but he denies the truth. he's 2'5 in height and has a beautiful vocal range, specifically ranging from a c0 - b10.
other names: tea, teapot, teepot, darplano100, bigfatboyarms100,
status: taken
stan: teapots of the female gender

stop being a teepotus

by aestheticbutera July 10, 2018

Teepotus

a teapot that has a gay lover named cake, but he denies the truth. he's 2'5 in height and has a beautiful vocal range, specifically ranging from a c0 - b10.
other names: tea, teapot, teepot, darplano100, bigfatboyarms100,
status: taken
stan: teapots of the female gender

stop being a teepotus

by aestheticbutera July 10, 2018

tempotep

Awarded music production company since 2016, Founded by Tomaso Ascoli , sound engineer,music producer and artist.

TempoTEP is an independent label working on upcoming talents and inside projects to deliver very visual and energetic music to the most passionate people and artist out there.

Award winning project: Unmorality

Contest: Inspire B Inspired

Website: tempotepproduction.com

I need some inspiration And music... I must ask TempoTEP :)

by Tempo November 21, 2021

Teaoti

Teaotis are very Masculine men they play basketball and have a 54-inch vertical. Also known for having a "Big Bundha" and "Large Penis." The voice of Teaoti makes women Pregnant his hair makes women float. He is the CEO Of Sex. All the women flock to him like birds flocking to bread. His scent attracts women and some men (Men included: Julius, Keghan, Lucas, and Bronson.) And all types of women. Even lesbians. God made him in his Image a true God among men His pecs cut through stone and his arms can crush 40 apples at a time. he is also 7"7'. Although he may Obliterate your insides its always good to have a teaoti in your life.

Person 1: Do you have a Teaoti.
Person 2: Yes he is so hot.
Person 1: Omg you're so lucky.
Person 2: I know right!!!

by Quandavious Kingle Bingle July 28, 2022