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frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007
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toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
by hitchhiker April 15, 2008
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muzzle toff

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"
by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011
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Toffer

When someone has a super round head and looks like he belongs in a Willy wonka chocolate ad
by HoesLuvMe May 2, 2018
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MOSSLE-TOFF

this word can be used in many situations of rage or terror... use this word wisely for it is only used for emergencies... this word may be credited to Colbster and Ash-Pu-Tash...
"Holy MOSSLE-TOFF!"
"lets get the MOSSLE-TOFF out of here!"
"oh my MOSSLE-TOFF!'
"stop being such a fricken MOSSLE-TOFF, little terd bomber!!"
"MOSSLE-TOFF YOU!"
by Mossle Toff June 18, 2008
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toffee

the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.

be afraid, be very afraid.
dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!

toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.

dxd: ...

toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
by Thomas Xavier June 25, 2004
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Toffler

n.) a lame person who tells lame jokes mostly about gayness or something lame like that or a person with no game but thinks they have mad game

v.) to tell a lame joke- to toffler-
Joe- Ugh man fuck this game

Alex- Fuck your mom hahaha

Daric- STFU you stupid toffler

Alex- well you're gay
by Someguy666 March 2, 2008
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