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n.) a lame person who tells lame jokes mostly about gayness or something lame like that or a person with no game but thinks they have mad game

v.) to tell a lame joke- to toffler-
Joe- Ugh man fuck this game

Alex- Fuck your mom hahaha

Daric- STFU you stupid toffler

Alex- well you're gay
Toffler by Someguy666 March 2, 2008

tofler joke 

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler
Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
tofler joke by angry@tofler July 30, 2010
Related Words
Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".
Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.
toffer by Kal-38 April 14, 2009
An unwanted erection, usually occurs for young school boys in maths lessons.
"Dude, I just got a fat tiffler in maths!"
Tiffler by DannySEIZURE! January 15, 2009
A stupid aristocratic person (combination of toff + tosser).
That David Cameron is such a toffer. No wonder he became leader of the Tory Party.
toffer by Aliszka February 15, 2009
Cooking with tofu with the purpose of making it taste like meat.
The chef was out of ground beef, so he performed some tofulery to make the tofu taste like burgers.
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Definition: Freaking Sexy.

Needs 20 words...abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Thats not the definition, Freaking Sexy is the Definitoin =D
Holy crap, tahts you're MOM!? She's TOFFLE!
toffle by Laleela August 29, 2005
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