Ass Syrup

to describe a bad joke or to add to a bad joke to redeem to make it funny.

person one: "This guy goes to the same bar every night and every time he goes there, there is this mushroom playing the piano and taking shots of whiskey. So the guy asks the bartender : whats up with that mushroom?"
Person 2: "what did he say?"
Person 1: "Oh he must be a FUNGI.. get it FUN-GUY???"
Person 2: Quickly.. say ass-syrup

by Sabastian Boaz December 26, 2003

sesame syrup

something you say when you agree or like something but don’t have enough energy to say it

“I got you a present”
“sesame syrup”

by abbywasneverhere May 04, 2021

Simple Syrup

The act of pulling the penis out of a female partner prior to ejaculation. The man then turns towards her simp boyfriend and proceeds to ejaculate on his face. Subsequently leaving a syrup like mess for the simp to clean up.

"Bro she made her boyfriend watch. I totally gave him some simple syrup."

by Charlie_Hardon June 02, 2020

Vagina Syrup

A sticky substance that comes out of the vagina after hardcore sex.

Damn I fucked that bitch Jasmine so hard that she got her vagina syrup all over my cock.

by tig bitty beef June 03, 2010

mable syrup

An Attraction To The Older Generation

I Love To Try Some Mable Syrup

by Dewsy June 17, 2008

sack syrup

White, crusty, semen that dries onto pubic hairs and/or a ballsack after fucking or jerking of repeatedly.

The sack syrup on my balls flaked off onto Becky's chin before I realized I should probably get a shower. (note: Paint thinner could aid the cleansing process).

by Mark B. H. August 21, 2006

syrup sandwich

N. Lek residue (q.v.)

The OFB were here, but all they left was this syrup sandwich.

by Lambert Strether May 06, 2008