Sewage Swipe

When you wipe your asshole and jab someone in the nose with your fingers. Like a wet willy but different.

Im going to give you a sewage swipe if you dont stop.

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020

the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

Simp Swipe

When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.

Faith just simp swiped me after I tried to hook up :(

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

Papi Swipe

A word used by 20 year old Miami natives who don't have a job but make ends meet when it comes to buying a tables with their fathers credit card.

Brooo how are we gonna for the table tn? Duhhh we papi swipe tonight!

by MadDawwgg January 28, 2020

[Poop] Swiping

Verb. The act of using a touch screen electronic device while sitting on the toilet pooping.

Johnny came out of the bathroom after an hour with his IPad. His mom said, "where you poop swiping?" Johnny said, "Yes"

by desanbenz January 18, 2015

Dirty Swiping

The act of swiping through potential Tinder matches while you sit on the toilet.

Look at this match I got while I was dirty swiping this morning!

by Sofa Professor June 3, 2016

Swagger Swipe

To swipe one's credit/debit card to pay the check at either a restaurant, bar, or mall without looking or caring what the balance may be.

"He swagger swiped his amex, cleared the tab, and took three girls home"

by Skeet13 December 1, 2011