Swiffer

Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.

Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer

by babygaay September 9, 2019

Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.

Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.

by leatz July 11, 2006

Brooke Swift

The most beautiful girl ever!!!!!!!
With the bluest eyes anyone has ever seen!!!

I cant stand to look at brooke swift her eyes trip me out because they are so beautiful.

by nachocheese13 May 3, 2009

Taylor Swift

Hilary Duff as a country singer.

Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.

by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009

Swiffer

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

by swiffer January 16, 2006

swiftie

A rapid spliff.

dude i gotta scoot in ten but you got time for a swiftie?

by grief March 15, 2004

taylor swift

our overlord, our god, her songs are our bible, the music industry, best singer songwriter ever

taylor swift is smart, funny, beautiful, strong and scooter braun did her dirty

by bookworm_2002 March 31, 2022