Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.
Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!
by dutchswiss November 22, 2006
Get the crack spackle mug.When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.
I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003
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This definition of "Snackle" was coined in 2008 by a college freshman.
Snackle is a portmanteau of snuggle and tackle. Therefore, it means to snuggle/tackle. Snackling can be performed in a platonic manner amongst groups of friends or in a more romantic setting.
This definition of "Snackle" was coined in 2008 by a college freshman.
Snackle is a portmanteau of snuggle and tackle. Therefore, it means to snuggle/tackle. Snackling can be performed in a platonic manner amongst groups of friends or in a more romantic setting.
Eric: Do you think you and Courtney are gonna hook up tonight?
Fred: Nah, we'll probably just snackle.
Jenna: We need a bigger couch on which to watch The Office on Thursdays!
Louise: Yeah, it needs to be perfect for snackling.
Fred: Nah, we'll probably just snackle.
Jenna: We need a bigger couch on which to watch The Office on Thursdays!
Louise: Yeah, it needs to be perfect for snackling.
by EmilyAwes June 11, 2009
Get the snackle mug.To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
by wally4444 July 31, 2011
Get the spackle the den mug.A "golden shackle" is a wedding band, usually when worn by a man (as women's bands tend to have stones where men's are most often plain metal).
Can be used no matter if a ring in question is gold or not.
Related to the phrase shackle cruising.
Can be used no matter if a ring in question is gold or not.
Related to the phrase shackle cruising.
"Oh my God! I had the biggest crush on him in high school! Better see if he's got the golden shackle."
"You better enjoy the strippers and hoes at your bachelor party tonight, because once I put the golden shackle on you, that ass is mine!"
"You better enjoy the strippers and hoes at your bachelor party tonight, because once I put the golden shackle on you, that ass is mine!"
by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
Get the Golden shackle mug.Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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